I know, I have not posted anything in a very, very long time. However, this could not be ignored. Come on, a banana bunker? It looks like it belongs in an adult store.

Very busy times, weddings, work and simple craziness. 8 more days and the wife and I are bound for Kauai for 8 days without kids, pagers, computers, blackberries and phone calls from work. I need a time machine for several different reasons. Jesus seems to be the theme today: - Jesus is a swear word according to kids at this school.

Why is it so great to have the ability to work from home? Well, this picture sums it all up.

Parenting and discipline. You know my wife and I always say to our kids that we hope that their kids will be the same as them and give them a hard time. I?m starting to believe that my kids are doing everything bad that I did when I was little. Jesus H. Christ, these kids of mine can be little demons sometimes. Tell them one thing and they do the opposite or they straight up tell you ?no?.

Check out the latest "Web Tards". It's amazing what some people will do.

I have expressed my dislike of rolling bags and the accessory utility belt already, but here is one that I find almost as annoying as both of them. Wire Headsets. What is it that these people are thinking? Do they think that Scotty is going to beam them up? Do they have a light saber attached to their belts? Seriosly, the only place a headset or ear bud needs to be on is when it's in use not

So I'm sitting here watching the Seahawks play the Arizona Cardinals (do they really have cardinals in AZ?). Anyways, how far back in the past is Fox? Since the game is here in Seattle, they assume that we all wear flannel and torn jeans! Each break they play Peal Jam, Soundgarden and Temple of the Dog! Yes, Pearl Jam is still a great band and Soundgarden no longer exists. Why do they think

You have to check out Dane Cook he will definitely make you laugh until you puke up shards of your pelvis. His new CD ?Retaliation? is the getting the most play on my iPod lately. If you have not seen him or listened to him, definitely check him out. I believe that he is going to be on some special on Comedy Central on 2 October. Take a bite of it, chew it, it?s delicious and nutritious.

Smelly, Stanky, Nasty, Dirty People. You know those people, they look clean, nicely groomed, however they smell like a wet dog that has been running through a landfill. Here at the workplace you run into them all of the time, some of them are bike messengers, those guys I can deal with because they are riding their bikes all day so they have an excuse. The people are wearing slacks and a

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